Okay, everybody! Here it is, the
final second to last chapter…until I inevitably engage this person again. Seriously though, a round of applause for the inimitable Jmv1086. We’ve had a lot of laughs because of him, and this has been a lot more fun than my ongoing 64 hour power outage.
But I am stalling. Now here it is, chapter three of the thrilling novel that is OkCupid.
God, I am the worst. Always messaging 35% enemies on OkCupid, asking for blog links so I can laugh at teh feminizmz. WHY DO I DO IT?!
(A few minutes pass)
HE LIKES ME! HE REALLY LIKES ME!
I’m NOT a dumbass! I’M MUCH SMARTER THAN I APPEARED WHEN I STARTED THIS CONVERSATION! (Remember when I started this conversation?) What on earth could I possibly say to make my gratitude known?
Ah well. I’m never gonna change my stripes. To be continued…